#53

Shut Up and Listen Episode 53

Published on May 9, 2017 at 9:15 PM

In this episode Jeff tells a story about his brother and riding a bicycle, Brandon talks about his trip to California, There is an open letter and other things.

#52

Shut Up and Listen Episode 52

Published on Mar 27, 2017 at 7:37 PM

In this episode Brandon tells a story about a shady dog rescue person. Jeff has an open letter about a bitch he doesn't like. We talk about Green Day and some other shit like Archer and Parks and Recreation. We also try to have a special guest but it didn't happen due to him being a douche.

#51

Shut Up And Listen Episode 51

Published on Jan 20, 2017 at 2:03 AM

In this episode Jeff has an open letter about a dead beat dad and a lady he doesn't like. Brandon wears protection. A little about the holidays, Maverick, and more

#50

Shut Up And Listen Episode 50

Published on Dec 2, 2016 at 3:55 PM

In this episode Jeff has open letters about the rapist from Stanford and refugees. Brandon tells interesting facts. Sex robots and Thanksgiving.

#49

Halloween 2016

Published on Nov 3, 2016 at 9:42 PM

In this episode Brandon talks about his Halloween weekend and some thieves of beer, Jeff has an open letter about a mean old bitch and romance novels. Some other stuff too.

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#48

Shut Up And Listen Episode 49

Published on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:02 AM

In this episode Brandon shares his thoughts on camping, Jeff does an open letter about a stankgina and a racist bitch, We also talk about other things that will benefit you in life.

#47

Back Again

Published on Sep 24, 2016 at 5:20 PM

In this episode Brandon talks about date expectations, Europe, and road rage. Jeff does an open letter about a skank ho and pipes in with sarcastic remarks every once in a while.

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#46

Shut Up and Listen Episode 46

Published on Sep 24, 2016 at 5:20 PM

In this episode Brandon shares stories about his birthday, the Olympics, the land across the pond. Jeff has a couple of open letters about two annoying gay guys in which only one admits it.

#45

Shut Up and Listen Episode 45?

Published on Jul 8, 2016 at 1:25 PM

In this episode Brandon shares his man crush who happens to be his sisters "friend", He talks about summer heat, Jeff has an open letter about a fat fuck and the WNBA

#44

Short but Sweet

Published on Jun 13, 2016 at 9:19 PM

In this episode Brandon gives us fox facts, Jeff does an open letters about Darren and anti-gun people, I think Jeff does a poem and Brandon does some other shit I'm sure

#43

The Newest Episode of Shut Up and Listen

Published on May 23, 2016 at 2:21 AM

In this episode Brandon shouts out some people, he teaches us how to survive an attack by wildlife, Jeff does a romantic novel and an open letter about a dumb bitch that has a high opinion of herself while she's a stupid whore. Other stuff too.

#42

13 Minutes of Greatness

Published on May 2, 2016 at 11:14 AM

In this episode Jeff does open letters about Bernie Sanders and Chubby fuck from work, Brandon shares scientific facts, its pretty sad I just edited this and can't remember what else we talked about.

#41

We Like Boobs

Published on Apr 9, 2016 at 10:46 PM

In this episode we have things that make Jeff lose faith in humanity, Brandon wrecks his bike, open letters about groups of bitches and Hillary Clinton.

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#40

Motorcycles and Shit

Published on Mar 7, 2016 at 1:53 PM

Brandon and Jeff talk motorcycles, Open letters about a midget and guys that cock block, human race and stuff.

#39

The Random Episode

Published on Feb 22, 2016 at 4:25 PM

Open letters about B.O.B and this bitch named Monica, Brandon discusses his accident, Brandon talks James Bond, Jeff does Myths that are true, Grind my gears

#38

The I Can't Think of A Name Episode

Published on Jan 23, 2016 at 11:03 PM

Brandon talks motorcycles, Open Letters about Misty and Kirstin, I just edited this and I honestly can't remember anything else.

#37

Annnnnd We're Back

Published on Jan 13, 2016 at 2:21 AM

In this episode Brandon talks about his housing situation, Jeff has an open letter about crazy looking Mexican cleaning guy and Jolly Green Giant part II, if we won the lottery, Gears get grinded, and does anyone even ready this shit? Penis, Boob, Hair

#36

Back With A Vengeance

Published on Sep 28, 2015 at 11:08 AM

In this episode Brandon talks about a douchebag motorcyclist, One of the last rhyming grind my gears, open letters about my future girlfriend or wife and the Jolly Green Giant, Cock blocking at inventory, power tool porn, and other stuff

#35

The Birthday Show

Published on Aug 21, 2015 at 9:43 PM

Taylor joins us to bring some female perspective, Mason joins her in the background, Grind my gears, open letter about a stupid girl, Brandon reads in a sexy voice. Other stuff as well

#34

Finally............Shut Up and Listen is back in your face

Published on Jul 26, 2015 at 9:25 PM

Brandon tells funny jokes, Maverick meets a friend and can swim apparently, Brandon has a new ending line, Jeff has a new segment called fuck that guy, open letter about Jack Black I think and some greasy haired guy, grind my gears, and other stuff.

#33

Another One Bites the Dust

Published on May 28, 2015 at 5:18 PM

In this episode Brandon talks about rain, Jeff has open letters about Bruce Gender and pickles, Some other stuff goes on but even though I just edited it I can't remember.

#32

We're Back!

Published on May 21, 2015 at 3:55 PM

In this episode Brandon hates the rain, Jeff grinds some gears, Brandon is going to a race, Jeff has open letters about Rug and Hyper Chicks, Jeff shares a special poem

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#31

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Published on Apr 29, 2015 at 1:09 PM

In this episode Brandon tells jokes, Jeff does open letters about Cats and Comet, Brandon talks about Phantom of the Opera, Jeff also grinds some gears and tells a story about his brotherl

#30

We are not naked.......yet

Published on Apr 11, 2015 at 12:42 AM

In this episode Brandon talks about his brilliant idea for a new instrument, Jeff grinds some gears, a story about one of the worst moms ever, open letters about planagement, Dick Vitale, and two fat chicks and a cheeseburger, Dr. Jeff. Does anybody even ready this shit?

#29

A Longer Episode than the Last One

Published on Apr 3, 2015 at 6:54 PM

In this episode Brandon tells a fan-fucking-tastic story about Maverick, Jeff does opens letters about 50 Shades of Grey and Westboro Baptist Church. Word association game, Grind my Gears, sex, drugs, and rock and roll

#28

The Shortest Podcast We've Ever Done

Published on Mar 20, 2015 at 5:56 PM

On this episode Brandon grinds about taxes, Jeff grinds about a bunch of shit, Two open letters, one about Larry the Cable Guy and one about money (a person), I think that's it. I'm not sure. I think Dr. Jeff

#27

Episode about stuff

Published on Mar 15, 2015 at 5:38 PM

In this episode there are grind my gears, word association, stories about work, open letters about plangament and tornadoes, Brandon talks about motor bikes and Jeff gives him a kick ass gift. Might be some other shit.

#26

Episode 26 with the Closer

Published on Mar 9, 2015 at 5:39 PM

Ronico stops by to give his input on things. Grind my gears, Brandon tells work stories, Jeff has open letters about politically correct and peta people, Word association with Ronico. Some other shit but I'm getting hand cramps

#25

The newest podcast

Published on Feb 27, 2015 at 5:56 PM

In this episode Brandon starts a game called bang, kill, or marry. Grind my gears. Dr. Jeff returns, Brandon tell us about his W2 form. Open letters about Jehovahs Witness and Tiger Woods. Poem by Jeff called I'm a fuck up. Some other shit too.

#24

The Episode after 23

Published on Feb 20, 2015 at 9:00 PM

In this episode we have the word association game. Brandon tells a story about Fred. Jeff has an open letter about deep throat and another guy. Grind my Gears. Top 5 man crushes. If there is anything else I forgot.

#23

The Valentine Day Episode

Published on Feb 13, 2015 at 2:02 AM

In this episode Brandon tells story about a pink hat, gears get grinded, lubes, Jeff has open letters about doctors and valentines day, romance novel stories by Jeff, Brandon has a challenge for the listeners.

#22

The Awesome Episode

Published on Feb 6, 2015 at 6:05 AM

In this podcast Brandon tells us about his skiing trip to Colorado and visiting the dispensary, Jeff has open letters about Seal and Mariah Carey, Dr. Jeff, Grind my Gears, Jeff shares his romance novel paragraphs he made up, Lubes, and much more.

#21

The Legal Episode

Published on Jan 24, 2015 at 2:53 PM

In this episode Jeff has open letters about Bird lady and parents that don't control their kids. Grind my Gears, Dr. Jeff, Brandon tells a story about bad parenting. We make Cornell is gay jokes. Probably some other shit too. Whatever. I feel like ass so I don't care right now.

#20

Shut Up and Listen Episode 20

Published on Jan 16, 2015 at 7:06 AM

In this episode Brandon shares a weird dream, Brandon has a strange lube my gears, Jeff has two open letters, one about someone that pissed him off and the other about know-it-alls when he was supposed to do it on parents that can't control their kids in stores or easting establishments and didn't realize it until he was editing, Dr. Jeff, Brandon has a great idea for a new segment.

#19

The Real Episode 19

Published on Jan 11, 2015 at 2:33 PM

In this podcast Brandon shares his Chris Gaines story, Jeff has open letters about old perverts and the people that didn't know who Paul McCartney and think Kanye West will make him popular, Grind my Gears, Dr. Jeff, Maverick barks once or twice. Screetch. There might be some other shit on there but whatever.

#18

Podcast Number 18

Published on Jan 2, 2015 at 10:03 AM

In this episode Brandon list dating websites, Grind my Gears, Open letters about pet peeve's, dating websites, and some stank ass that works with Jeff, I think that's it. Fuck, I'm tired. oh yeah Dr. Jeff.

#17

Shut Up and Listen Episode 17

Published on Dec 27, 2014 at 7:02 PM

In this episode Brandon tells a story about a crazy singing guy at a pizza place. Jeff does open letters on Kevin Hart and people that believe in ghost. Dr. Jeff. Grind my gears and lubes happen. If there is anything else then I just forgot about it.

#16

Shut Up and Listen Episode 16

Published on Dec 16, 2014 at 11:39 PM

In this episode Jeff has open letters about Taylor Swift and people that bring more than 10 items to a 10 items or less express line, Brandon lubes his gears, Grinding of gears, stories about Walgreens and the grocery store. Dr. Jeff

#15

Podcast Number 15

Published on Dec 7, 2014 at 6:59 PM

In this episode Brandon tells a Canadian story. Jeff does open letters about Kanye West and Elf of the Shelf. Dr. Jeff makes an appearance. Gears get grinded, and some other shit.

#14

Episode 14

Published on Dec 1, 2014 at 12:02 PM

In this episode Brandon talks about pooping with a girl in his lap. Open letters about Madonna and that gay Canadian Justin, Grind my gears, Jeff tells a story about his testicles, and Dr. Jeff makes an appearance.

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#13

Podcast Number 13

Published on Nov 21, 2014 at 7:50 PM

This episode has a college hot dog story, Grind my Gears, Open letters about Miley Cyrus and Master Baiter #4, and Brandon drinks vodka on the rock. Dr. Jeff makes an appearance.

#12

Shut Up and Listen Episode 12

Published on Nov 15, 2014 at 9:03 PM

In the episode Jeff talks about his visit to the doctors office, Brandon tells stories from Nerd Fest, The first ever appearance by Dr. Jeff, gears get grinder, and open letters to fat british lady and drunks at IHOP

#11

Episode 11 or the Nerd Fest Episode

Published on Nov 8, 2014 at 10:22 AM

In this episode we talk about Nerd Fest, The difference between geek and nerd, Gears get grinded, and two open letters. One about beauty pageants for kids and the other about a lady Jeff hates.

#10

Episode 10

Published on Oct 31, 2014 at 6:54 AM

An 18-year old douchebag runs a red light and smashes Brandon's truck that he just spent a shit load of money fixing. Open letters about weaves and people that make the duck face for pictures. Gears get grinded. Gay text to Cornell.

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#9

Episode 9.....Our favorite number

Published on Oct 17, 2014 at 10:23 PM

In this podcast there is a poem called ode to number 9, lyrics about number 9, and several other references to number 9. Two open letters, Brandon talks about his experience with a douchebag at a store. Probably some other stuff too but I'm tired. Boobs.

#8

Shut Up and Listen Episode 8

Published on Oct 10, 2014 at 10:58 PM

In this episode the two manly men talk about the Pearl Jam concert, open letter about gym rats, gears get grinder, we learn the real definition of torque, among many other useful things

#7

Shut Up and Listen Episode 7

Published on Oct 2, 2014 at 9:37 AM

In this podcast we have all the normal segments minus lyrics, Brandon talks about the biker rally in Arkansas, Jeff tells us about a dream, two open letters, Brandon shares things to say that make someone uncomfortable when you give them a hug. Jeff is shirtless and Brandon has an afro

#6

Shut Up and Listen Episode 6

Published on Sep 25, 2014 at 3:40 AM

In this podcast we talk about motorcycles, gears get grinded, open letter about cock blockers and other informative things

#5

Shut Up and Listen Episode 5

Published on Sep 16, 2014 at 6:07 PM

This podcast has gayest text of the week, Jeff has open letters which include the 3rd installment of master baiter and to dumb bitches, lyrics, gears get lubed and grinded, word associating game, Brandon talks quietly though out the podcast due to technical issues, Maverick makes an appearance.

#4

Episode 4

Published on Sep 5, 2014 at 5:48 AM

In this episode we rage about check writing, Brandon lubes his gears, Jeff grinds his gears, some of the dumbest lyrics ever, we talk about our Facebook page.

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#3

Episode 3

Published on Sep 5, 2014 at 5:33 AM

In this episode a bunch of things happen that are awesome. Jeff does an open letter. Brandon has a 21-year-old..........................scotch. We talk politics, sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Okay the last part is a lie. I really can't remember all we talked about so I made that up.

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#2

The Katie Episode

Published on Aug 30, 2014 at 9:37 PM

This episode has a special guest.....not in the retard way. Katie joins us as we discuss the topics of the day.

#1

Shut Up and Listen Debut

Published on Aug 25, 2014 at 1:50 AM

This is the debut episode of the new podcast from two-thirds of Real Life Audio, after Cornell tragically died in a horrific toy train accident. We talk about a bunch of things and offend almost everybody we can. When I say "we offend", I mean Brandon offends.